If it’s posh totty you’re after, Cheltenham has got them by the herd. From Abigail to Victoria, Cheltenham’s alphabet loves to get down and dirty with daddy’s inheritance.

For the day trippers, Cheltenham’s regency architecture provides the perfect ballgown distraction from the dirty knickers that hide underneath those columns and sash windows.

Brush off your finest tweeds and head down to the Racecourse for a fancy flutter on the horses. Flop out your wad and splash a few pennies on your perfect pony. With any luck she’ll bring you in a cheeky payday before you head out of town to give the countryside a good kicking.

Rip the coat off the Cotswolds on a thigh thumping quad bike or get your balls out and make sure they don’t hit you on the face with a high impact game of paintball.

Cheltenham can keep the spa, who needs water when you’ve got beer and cocktails. StagWeekends.com really can organise a piss-up in a brewery, we can sort out a dance off in a disco too but that’s for later.

Once the light fades from those old Victorian frontages, Cheltenham gets her legs out and wraps them round your throat.
With bars, pubs and clubs around every corner, Cheltenham won’t be finished with you until she’s got you on the floor.

So, make Cheltenham your stag do destination, because we all know the posh ones are better in bed.